I'll be a middle aged man in 366 days, help me please?

I am so sad. Tomorrow I turn 34, a year from tomorrow i turn 35. 35 is the start of middle age. I am scared and I'm thinking about researching ways to change my social security number and changing my date of birth.



i know 35

is just a number but it's the end of being young.Soon my manhood will shrivle up, my behind will sag, i'll grow ear hair and guess what...even back hair



I need to be cheered up but not sure how :I please help me
I'll be a middle aged man in 366 days, help me please?
Well, hmm.. according to Aubrey de Grey, an English 'gerontologist', given the improvements in medical science, the first people who will live for a thousand years have already been born.



(I should point out that the scientific community treats him with a great deal of scepticism despite the fact that he has some impressive qualifications. He is right to point out that life expectancy has steadily been increasing - you may not have reached your middle age at all yet!)
I'll be a middle aged man in 366 days, help me please?
35 isn't a bad age, my ex is 36 and he is just determind right now to lose weight. So do not worry about it to much i'm 21 with my ex's baby on the way and doing my best to enjoy everything that I can. 30's to me are a young age but other people think otherwise not gonna say I can change your mind but enjoy the best of what you got.
Also, your ears are one of the few body parts that never stop growing, good luck dumbo, i'm 15. Your wife will probably leave you due to prefrence of age, you will start to form heart and lung problems. Plus, people like me will begin making fun of you. To top it all of your **** will slide out like an oiled up deaf guy on a slip 'n' slide. Ha!
Well, middle age doesn't start until you are 50 in my book. I am 36 years old and I feel that life just keeps getting better and better the older I get. You need to stop being so shallow and worrying about your looks. Wonderful personalities outshine any bit of hotness that someone may have.
Ignore those who have nothing nice to say, a healthy life style will keep all those things from happening or delay it at least. and it point less changing you SSN cause in the heart of it you ll be a liar. so that is defo a no go. back hair, i started growing that when i was like 16 and now im 19. plus my bf is 22 and has back hair, i love it! people will like you for who you are not what you are. so man up! grow old gracefully. and 35 is no where near OLD!! i know men who are in there 40's and are still extreamly sexy! So SMILE!! :D



XOXO
As your getting older, it's not your manhood that's gunan start shrivling up...

I say you should go to your doctor and get some damn viagra. And get you ____ checked out cause this heroin addict, Brianna Erasmus, has been giving people herpies through the internet!
Man....your dick will shrivel up at 35 years of age..? Seriously whats wrong with you. 35 is still young and im 15 and i can still say a 35 yr old is young. People still go to clubs at 35....
You better start shopping for a coffin man